galifianafuck:

“hey whats your zodiac sign”

(via rebelliouspirit)

americugh:

When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has

(via ktinamariee)

foie:

• greet
• chat
• chat
• chat
• joke
• joke
• joke
• joke
• compliment appearance
• compliment personality
• flirt
• flirt
• flirt
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• amorous hug
• amorous hug
• first kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• make out
• make out
• make out
• make out
• woo-hoo
• woo-hoo
• woo-hoo
• propose

(via gavinfreesbabymomma)

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

(via ktinamariee)

mypatronusisyou:

instead of banning girls from wearing certain things how about u just ban boys from being thirsty little hoes

(via sa-nne)

calvincandies:

mcdonalds is considering serving breakfast all day

(via lifewithyouisbetter)

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

(via tyleroakley)